Pierre Cardin unleashes world’s most retarded fashion show
You could chalk it up to senile dementia or maybe just being French but 86-year-old Pierre Cardin has launched what experts agree is the most retarded fashion show in the history of the world. These...
View ArticleTop 10 showkillers on TV
A show-killer is an actor who’s mere presence can spell cancellation for a TV series. Here is our list of Hollywood’s ten most lethal TV stars. #headline { margin: 0; background-image:...
View Article10 biggest curses in Hollywood
Here are the ten biggest Hollywood curses of all time according to our crack team of researchers and the first page of Google search results on the subject. #headline { margin: 0; background-image:...
View ArticleWhy Rihanna really won’t leave Chris Brown
We’ve all wondered why this month’s celebrity diva / public train wreck Rihanna didn’t leave her teenage abuser Chris (the girl beater) Brown. The answer could be as simple as many women stay with...
View ArticleMuppet’s Eleven
I assumed that Oceans Eleven was a chick film and ignored like anything that would show up on the Lifetime Channel. An all Muppets version of the recycled heist film would get me into the theater though…
View ArticleInteractive Springfield Map
Until someone locates the city of Springfield from the Simpsons on Google Maps we will have to go to this online map. The detailed map has a sort of street view feature showing still frames from the...
View ArticleTen best shows on TV
Here are the ten best shows currently on television as compiled by RZone staff members. #headline { margin: 0; background-image: url(http://retardzone.com/uploads/2008/10/lucas/top.png);...
View ArticleWhich cartoon characters are gay?
Which cartoon characters are the most likely to be closeted homosexuals? Lets out the ten most likely gays using our own cartoon gaydar with a plus or minus 30% gay accuracy rating. #headline {...
View ArticleReality TV show game
Reality TV is educating the general public, teaching that lies and dishonesty are acceptable ways to conduct games, contests, and even ways of life. In case you missed the latest season of Survivor,...
View ArticleModel school encouraging education
RetardZone has learned of the future of schooling and it’s looking beautiful gorgeous amazing pretty. Like model pretty. Not a model like previous school programs, this new school will have former...
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